Lindsay Lohan — never one to lead the simple life — broke her wrist last week while in New York for Fashion Week at a Milk Studios soiree.

According to her publicist, the seemingly comatose Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay "was walking in an outside area wearing flat Chanel boots" when she slipped and fractured her wrist in two separate places. Lohan was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital, where her mother, Dina Lohan, met her shortly afterwards.

Sloane Zelnik also added that Lohan's lawyers would be investigating the incident to see if Milk Studios had taken appropriate measures to cover the "slick ground," as the incident may affect Lindsay's "ability to work" and "attend movie meetings" in Hollywood.

There has been no comment from Milk Studios about the incident.

Strangely, Lindsay was able to attend several evening "meetings" where the agenda centered more around "partying" and "kung fu shadow boxing" than work.

TMZ, the most committed celebrity hunter in the celluloid jungle, captured footage of Lindsay Lohan doing some kind of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Firecrotch" action completely unaware she was being videotaped. (Hint: Lindsay, always assume you are being watched). Just watch the video for an epiphany on Lindsay's spiraling descent into madness.

It's sort of like watching a chorus girl get possessed by an Asian street thug. We could call it La-Cage-Ku-Fu. Whatever it is, Lindsay isn't letting a little thing like a double wrist-break and a cast keep her from letting her "inner" crazy out. If Lindsay wishes to pursue her "investigation" into why she's a clumsy knucklehead, she may want to cut down on the street aerobics.

All this craziness makes me wonder: is there a gas leak in Hollywood? Did someone poison the water supply? Because peeps be buggin' out.

In another example of "exaggerated for dramatic effect" news, Cameron Diaz filed a police report alleging that a photographer had "assaulted her with a deadly weapon" during a scuffle outside a friend's apartment this past week.

According to LAPD officer April Harding, Diaz's report states the following occurred:

"Diaz and Justin Timberlake were leaving a friend's home when a photographer hiding in the bushes tried to take a photograph of her. They both then chased the photographer for a short distance. The photographer then got into his car and drove toward both them, causing Diaz to jump out of the car's way. She felt the driver was trying to hit both of them, and so she filed the report. She's alleging assault with a deadly weapon, with a vehicle."