Name: Al Barger
Dateline: Laurel, Indiana
Weblog: www.morethings.com/boutique/index.htm [RSS]
Articles: 1157
First Published: Tuesday, October 1, 2002
Last Published: Thursday, November 13, 2008
Currently listing articles 1157-1101:
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Sarah Palin vs. the "Elite" Republicans— Anti-Palin Republican "elites" ain't really so elite.
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Bitches Get Stuff Done: The "Palin Doctrine" on SNL's Election Eve Presidential Bash— This 'joking' baring of the fangs re-inforces my impression that Sarah Palin's bitch enough for the job.
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Sarah Palin Ain't Much of a Redneck— Todd Palin and Levi Johnston should have taken care of this Troopergate long ago.
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Racism, My White A$$— Damned racists sonsabitches won't vote for Lord God B Hussein Obama! I think I'ma declare a jihad!
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Fatimah Ali and Her Own Little Race War— Heads up Whitey - the race war is ON NOW!!!
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Sarah Palin the Moose Hunter Makes B. Hussein Obama Her Beyatch— If Barack Obama can't handle this dumb hick moose hunter, is he ready to deal with the likes of Vladimir Putin?
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Barack Obama, The New Yorker, and the Inoculation of Satire— So here I am, the goat again. (Hey, that could be my epitaph.)
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Movie Review: WALL-E, The Wicked Scare Tactics Of A Cute Robot— It's wicked when Pentecostals or Disney indoctrinate children through apocalyptic fear...
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Heller, Eugene Robinson, and Dred Scott— the people have to have a right to keep guns exactly in order to keep the military regulated
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My Libertarian Blues and Ron Paul in Disgrace (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Hillary Clinton)— Ann Coulter, Al Barger and Richard Mellon Scaife can't ALL be wrong in supporting Hillary.
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Jeremiah Wright Ain't Much of a Christian— Only in God damn America
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DVD Review: The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus— Monty Python's Flying Circus is pretty much the comedy equivalent of Elvis Presley's Sun sessions, where the old suddenly became the new.
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Jonah Goldberg vs. Jon Stewart — It'll take more than a smirk and a bluff to win an argument with Darth Jonah Goldberg
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DVD Review: The States - A History Channel Documentary Series— This documentary series on The States is all random and scatter-shot, but it's all good.
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Federal Judges Make Poor Film Critics: Hillary - The Movie
— I wouldn't give even Roger Ebert's movie reviews force of law, much less some federal judge's.
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DVD Review: The Presidents - A History Channel Documentary Series— Studying on Teddy or Eleanor Roosevelt is far more interesting than imitators like John McCain or Hillary Clinton.
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Mitt Romney Makes a Better Christian Than Mike Huckabee— Unlike Mitt Romney, the Rev. Huckabee fails the Christian litmus test.
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Empire is Bad, M'kay?— Let US take over the world! Mwa-ha-ha!
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Fred Thompson Ain't a Half Bad Fellow— Reasons to love Fred Thompson, or at least not hate him too bad
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New Album Releases, 9-11-2007: 50 Cent, Kanye West, Kenny Chesney— There's a new album from Kanye West, the whiningest little bitch in the land.
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New Album Releases, 9-4-2007: Trojan Country Reggae Box, Patti Scialfa, Ice Cube— I'm right interested in hearing the ska version of "Tennessee Waltz" and the reggae version of "Stand By Your Man."
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Condoleezza Rice, The Confidante— The Middle East is all messed up - damn that Condoleezza Rice!
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New Album Releases, 8-28-2007: Lyle Lovett, Ben Harper, Ringo Starr— Lyle Lovett and his Large Band make with the swingtime.
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New Album Releases, 8-21-2007: Vee Jay Box Set, Ronnie and the Del MCoury Band, Travis Tritt Scheduled for Camp Mimi— You gotta love the Del MCoury band playing Dylan's "Man Gave Names to All the Animals."
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New Album Releases, 8-14-2007: Linda Thompson, Thelma Houston, High School Musical 2 Soundtrack— Best bet this week is Linda Thompson's Versatile Heart.
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New Album Releases, 8-7-2007: Peter Case, Billy Joe Shaver, Public Enemy— The ghost of Johnny Cash helped Billy Joe Shaver write "Everybody's Brother".
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New Album Releases, 7-31-2007: Born Again Floozies, Dave Davies, Bratz soundtrack— Decent citizens abhor the Born Again Floozies
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TV Review: Gun Control on The Rifleman, "The Anvil Chorus" Episode 154, 1962— Even Jesus couldn't change human nature.
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WWII Cartoon Propaganda, and Popeye "Seein' Red, White and Blue"— Being a mighty sailing man, of course Popeye got recruited for some of the WWII propaganda fun...
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New Album Releases, 7-24-2007: Prince Rogers Nelson, The Simpsons Soundtrack, Hanson, Billy Ray Cyrus— Prince sticks it to The Man!
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Music Review: Porter Wagoner - Wagonmaster — Ol' Porter Wagoner can still bring the psycho
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New Album Releases, 7-17-2007: Suzanne Vega, Teddy Thompson, Chemical Brothers— Reckon wonder what a highbrow English interpretation of "Walking the Floor Over You" might sound like?
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New Album Releases, 7-10-2007: Crowded House, They Might Be Giants, Smashing Pumpkins— Neil Finn's house gets crowded again, and they might be tame giants
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New Album Releases, 7-3-2007: Velvet Revolver, Kelly Rowland, John Coltrane at Newport— How about we look at pictures of Kelly Rowland while actually listening to John Coltrane at Newport?
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New Album Releases, 6-26-2007: Sinead O'Connor, Nick Lowe, Beastie Boys, Kelly Clarkson— The release of a new Sinead O'Connor album is always a day of glorious, holy celebration.
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New Album Releases, 6-19-2007: White Stripes Rule, Beware A Bon Jovi In The Grass— Jack White's rule continues, but beware Enemies of The People and their depraved counterrevolutionary activities
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New Album Releases, 6-12-2007: Toby Keith, Fabolous, Enrique Iglesias— We got some gangster rap this week, plus Toby Keith for the crackers, and some Enrique Iglesias for the ladies.
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New Album Releases, 6-5-2007: Porter Wagoner, Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen
— Also in this week's big payload are albums from Rihanna, Marilyn Manson, and a June Carter tribute featuring Elvis Costello
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New Album Releases, 5-29-2007: Richard Thompson, R Kelly, The Get Quick— New Richard Thompson, and R Kelly doubles up with Kid Rock and Snoop Dogg
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New Album Releases, 5-22-2007: Ozzy Osbourne, Maroon 5, Joan Osborne— Ozzy Osbourne has a new album called Black Rain. It's his first proper new album since before his dumb MTV reality sitcom.
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Ron Paul Creates REAL Discussion of the Nation's Issues
— So let me wrap up then with one of the most unholy statements I've ever made...
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Leonardo DiCaprio - Proud Environmentalist Demagogue— Manbearpig is coming to get you! Better do what the handsome alpha male says if you want to live!
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New Album Releases, 5-15-2007: Steve Nieve, Gretchen Wilson, Wilco, Linkin Park— Wilco has Sky Blue Sky. I would be more likely to call their undistinguished songwriting Sucky Bland Sucky
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New Album Releases, 5-8-2007: Bjork, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Elliott Smith— Bjork was fascinating to watch doing a couple of these songs recently on SNL with her all-female Icelandic brass band et al.
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New Album Releases, 5-1-2007: Tori Amos, Joan Armatrading, Warren Zevon, Rush— A good hook and a comprehensible lyrical point will do you more good than a MySpace blog for "Pip" or "Isabel."
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James B. Davis Sr., 1916-2007 - Founded the Dixie Hummingbirds— James B. Davis Sr., founder of the Dixie Hummingbirds, has joined the heavenly choir.
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New Album Releases, 4-24-2007: Mavis Staples, John Prine-Mac Wiseman, Arctic Monkeys, Lou Reed— Ry Cooder produces a Mavis Staples record, including back from Ladysmith Black Mambazo
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New Album Releases, 4-17-2007: Avril Lavigne, Nine Inch Nails, Bucky Covington— Trent Reznor or no, SOMETHING in the water is corrupting the purity of our precious bodily fluids.
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Indignation Hos Lynch Don Imus— This crucifixion by the Rutgers team and their pimps was absolutely malicious and far worse than anything Imus did.
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New Album Releases, 4-10-2007: Christopher Titus, Nekromantix, Bright Eyes— Christopher Titus made one of the best sitcoms ever, so I might be interested in hearing from The Fifth Annual End of the World Tour
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New Album Releases, 4-3-2007: Kings of Leon, Martina McBride, Hillary Duff, Fountains of Wayne— Top thing to take a chance on is a vicious rock band from Nashville, plus Hilary Duff is not a stupid spoiled whore
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New Album Releases, 3-27-2007: Macy Gray, Ego Plum, Tim McGraw, Warren Zevon re-issues— Macy Gray is surely the greatest R&B female artist of her generation, and all hail Ego Plum and The Rat King.
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The Ugly Face of "Suicidal" Goth Teens— My Chemical Romance fans: Put your minds to it, knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it!
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New Album Releases, 3-20-2007: Modest Mouse, Willie Nelson - Ray Price - Merle Haggard, Hannah Montana, Joss Stone— Johnny Marr joins Modest Mouse, and hot three way action with Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard and Ray Price.
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Carol Burnett Can't Take a Joke— Carol Burnett is suing over a Family Guy parody with her signature charwoman mopping up a porn shop.
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New Album Releases, 3-13-2007: The Roches, Graham Parker, Uncle Earl— It's always re-assuring to see Graham Parker looking healthy and pissed off.
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Broken Windows in Pakistan— I'd be pretty open to smacking these Taliban rednecks even on the nominal Pakistani side of the border.
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