Name: Dawn Olsen
Weblog: www.glosslip.com
Articles: 187
First Published: Tuesday, August 13, 2002
Last Published: Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Dawn Olsen is a veteran blogger who proudly supports the guy who publishes this awesome site. She's also an avid reader of high quality tabloid fare, enjoys gardening and scatological skywriting.Currently listing articles 187-151:
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Forget The Bradley Effect, Brown vs. The Board of Education May Decide This Election— Today, when each of us goes into that polling booth to cast our ballots, we will have many reasons for our choice.
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Fear and Loathing On Election Day— What worries me is the process, not necessarily the outcome. Is it perhaps some lingering 2000 or 2004 election hangover?
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Polls Versus Reality: Silent Racism DOES Exist And McCain's Counting On It— Don't assume that a vote against Obama isn't racist...
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Multi-Grammy Nominee, Producer Rick Rubin: Looks May Deceive— He may look homeless, BUT he is very homeful.
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Joe Francis Hates His Penis, Do The Math— Applying the Olsen Law of Corollary Theorem ™.
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While Paris Burns, Britney Churns— Britney is not Paris, and therefore she is not allowed to act like Paris. Paris is a ho and as such is allowed to revel
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Paris Hilton: Celebrity Culture Superhero?— She can't be damaged and shamed, because she is so damaged and has no shame.
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Lindsay Lohan Rehabs, Dirty Dealing, Tabloid Duplicity— Pimps, enablers, disingenuous leeches, and a screwed-up young woman.
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Book Review: Genius Instruction Manual by the Writers of mental_floss— The splendiferous mental_floss magazine does books, too.
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Celebutarts in Print: Britney Spears Rallies, Lindsay Lohan Tanks— Britney pulls back from the abyss with a savvy message on her website. Lindsay spams her email list with misspelled madness.
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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Create Two-Headed Monster, "Sparis"— Poptarts painting town nightly.
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Paris Hilton Shamelessly Flaunts Her Stash— Rampaging elephants and clowns not included in this circus.
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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Split - Too Much Drama, Not Enough Funny— "They’re 100 percent done."
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Avril Lavigne Makes Me Fall In Love With Paris Hilton All Over Again— It's hard to imagine a celebrity more contemptible, parasitic, self-regarding, and vomitus than Paris Hilton — yet remarkably, they exist.
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Tabloid Fare is Everywhere in the Blogosphere - Here's a Guide— Scouring the earth, or at least the Internet, for the best in celeb dirt is tough work.
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Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, and Lindsay Lohan - Tripping— ...
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Courtney Love To Whitney Houston: Crack Is Whack, Time to Dump the Hack and Get On Track— ...
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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Have Holes In Their Wardrobes— Semper ubi sub ubi.
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Britney Spears Does It Again: Gives Birth To Number Two— The world was waiting with bated breath.
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Waxing and Waning: Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, Brangelina, Vaughniston— Celebrities can't avoid a love-hate relationship with the public.
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Paris Hilton, YouTube, and ShoZu Team Up For Orgy of Viral Promotion— Ubiquitious entities are universally drawn to each other.
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MTV Destroys Love, Energizes Careers with Celebrity Marriage Shows— The Barkers, Navarro/Electra, and Simpson/Lachey all feel wrath of MTV marriage curse, but exposure is priceless for careers.
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Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis: Sexual Predator With a Waiver Form?— Date rape is no joke, but when you have millions and a signed waiver, who's going to prove it?
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American Moms Freak Over Breastsucking Infants— Cover shot on BabyTalk magazine causes outrage.
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Suri Cruise Exists To Some, But Baby-Daddy Tom Still Weird To All— A Scientologist purports to have held Suri - Tom sucking up to Spielberg.
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Paris Hilton Speaks: TMZ "Mean and Sadistic," Lindsay Lohan "Pathetic"— ...
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Oprah Winfrey Proclaims She's Not Gay - Stedman Graham Shocked to Hear It— Is Oprah feeding off the people with her dishonesty?
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Avril Lavigne Weds Sum41 Frontman Whibley - Pseudo-Punkers Weep
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Suri Cruise: "Funny Looking" But "Doing Great"?— Where is Suri? And where is the fringe on top?
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Lindsay Lohan Promotes ProActiv, But May Prefer Coke— Lindsay Lohan reportedly paid $2 million for promoting anti-acne product, but perhaps she should bill Colombia for free promotion of its biggest export.
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"Scientology is Gay" - Or At Least, Really, Really Sensitive— Jenna Elfman and her gnomish husband wig out over anti-Scientology shirt.
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Brangelina: The Devil and Mr. Pitt— More than a mere sex kitten, Jolie is a man-eating cheetah just waiting to devour our men.
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Russell Crowe, Feeling Used, and Personal Integrity— ...
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Jessica Simpson, Stone Cold - Nick Lachey, Poor But Proud - Joe Simpson, Likely Satanist— ...
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Paris Hilton Launches Music Career, World Shrugs— ...
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Michelle Rodriguez Sees "Convenience" and "Beauty" In Jail Time— ...
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Britney Spears: I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet Much Of A Mother— ...
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